Vaporware Daily

Apple Computer, in an effort to expand its market beyond the current demographic, released the iPotty today at select Apple stores. The device comes with a spinning toilet seat that speeds up based on how fast the child sits on it. It also syncs directly with most standard toilets and comes with a modified firewire that speeds disposal. Microsoft quickly released its own product, WinPotty, at the Windows Hardware Convention. Steve Jobs responded with the following, "WinPotty cannot compare. It crashes into the toilet bowl regularly and it does not posses true drag-and-drop abilities. Plus, it looks like shit."